i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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