This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Oh yeah, it was definitely the best sex of my life, I just don't think I can fix the kitchen table before my parents get back...
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