dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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