Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
