is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
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