I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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