I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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