69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
whose parrot is this?
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
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