Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
how drunk are you?
Several
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
