I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Randomize
