Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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