it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I wanna bring you to show and tell
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I miss vodka workout Fridays
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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