Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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