Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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