Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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