arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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