is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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