yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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