Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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