Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
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