dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Enjoy the penises
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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