Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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