just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
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