I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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