Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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