Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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