Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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