Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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