Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize