Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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