Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
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what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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