theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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