Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
