Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
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