you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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