This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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