Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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