The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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