YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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