BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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