What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I'm really busy with my period
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