I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
i need some magic done to my vagina
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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