if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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