i need an iv and a liver transplant
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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