Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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