no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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