Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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