Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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