Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I just cut my nipple shaving
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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