So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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