Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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