He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
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