Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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