God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
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