If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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