Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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